Living in the Fast Lane

saveme-amazeme

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*

Me: Please don't be 6am

*1;48am*

Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!

*Shoves face back into pillow*

tribble1

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bettenshmetten

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

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cineraria

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motherfrickerz

gnarly:

motherfrickerz:

Lazy days

want <3

(via adventerous)

automotivated

automotivated:

Black DBS (by m.grabovski)

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snazziest

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

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gofuckingnuts

(Source: de-feated, via gingerswillruletheworldoneday)

policecars

madlori:

vastderp:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

*SHRIEK*

*SHRIEK*

*SHRIEK*

LOOK AT THE BRAVE LITTLE BUDDY FIGHTING CRIME

I’M READY TO CATCH BAD GUYS MOM

NO NO LEMME GOOOOO WANNA CATCH BAD GUYS

NO I DON WANNA TAKE A NAP

IT ISN’T NAPTIME IT’S TIME TO FIGHT CRIME

(via green-witch-love)

these-times-will-pass

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bigboobiesbasement

brutalmaster:

tiemedown—fuckmeup:

ugh. i want to insist i follow these.

You wouldn’t be the one to insist, now would you?

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chouncazzodicasino

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insidemymmind

ren128:

iammakingperfectsense:

hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

David must have done this on purpose….

FUUUUUUUUUCK

(via bre3some)

tawnting

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invaderxan

thefatgrackle:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.

Awesomeeeeeee

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