*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:
I choked on my water.
(Source: bettenshmetten, via green-witch-love)
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
*SHRIEK*
*SHRIEK*
*SHRIEK*
LOOK AT THE BRAVE LITTLE BUDDY FIGHTING CRIME
I’M READY TO CATCH BAD GUYS MOM
NO NO LEMME GOOOOO WANNA CATCH BAD GUYS
NO I DON WANNA TAKE A NAP
IT ISN’T NAPTIME IT’S TIME TO FIGHT CRIME
(via green-witch-love)
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
FUUUUUUUUUCK
(via bre3some)
This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.
I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.
Awesomeeeeeee